Look everyone knows that the Gators suck and on top of that Tim Tebow is probably the most annoying college football player of all time. I mean I'm watching the game right now and he just looks annoying. Every time they show a Gators game they have to interview Tebow, show random clips of Tebow, talk about Tebow like he is Jesus Christ, and show close ups of Tebow on the sidelines with his dumb-ass Bible verse eye black. What is it this week Tebow John 3:16. Christ. Plus every time he talks he says I truly this... I truly that. "I truly love my team mates." Yeah thats right because your probably fucking them in the locker room. If you didn't know Tebow is a closet homosexual.
Other than that all I have to say is brace yourselves Gators fans (which is pretty much every fuck in the state of Florida) because you are in for an ass raping. Seriously if this game was in Tallahassee not only would we win, but we would fucking destroy that city. It would fucking burn to the ground by the morning because it would be the greatest and biggest upset of all fucking time. I mean the only bigger upset would be when the Union won the civil war.
By the way not only is Christian Ponder basically God, but E.J. Manuel is possible even better and has way more potential. They are both better and way more humble than Tebow's gay ass. I mean Tebow tries to come off like he is a humble motherfucker, but in all honesty, if he really was a meek dude he wouldn't do and interview every ten seconds or totally whore himself off to the sports media. Ponder's stats are way better than Tebow's and he missed the last two games of the season. If it wasn't for Mickey Andrews and that fucking secondary the 2009 FSU football team would be the greatest college football team ever. They would be like the 101st Airborne division parachuting into France raping the Germans and saving the Jews.
Oh my God. Tracey Andrews even has #15 on her eye black. Not to mention ever fucking person in the shit swamp.
I seriously can't wait until Tebow is in the NFL. He is going to be playing for the worst team. Probably Tampa or the Browns or even worse the Lions. Maybe even Buffalo if they don't fuck themselves. Ha the Raiders. Either way he is gonna get his ass handed to him. Im envisioning 4-6 sacks a game and 3-4 interceptions the first season. He'll be playing second string for some garbage ass team by his second season.
Well we are down by ten, but I have faith. When we win I am going to burn a cardboard cut out of Tebow in the street.
Enjoy your loss Gators fans. Tebow can't save you anymore!
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